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Who knew God had a sense of humor? Who also knew that God had his own YouTube type website called GodTube? I sure didn’t! I always feel uneasy watching these God videos. I mean, look at the actors, you can almost sense something evil lurking behind those weird accents.
Anyways, this is a religious PSA against sex BEFORE marriage. According to the video, God’s problem with having sex with multiple partners isn’t that it’s sinful but rather that it’s disgusting. YEAH! IT’S LIKE THAT!
Here’s proof that the VP candidate for the Republican party is a MRF (brownie points for those who get this reference. No, seriously, I’ll make you brownies).
I’d like to welcome a new addition to the family. He’s a bernard hermit crab, conveniently named Dr.Zoidberg.
He’s a scampy little fellow. Scuttering about. Trying to climb out of his little terrarium. Poor fool. Doesn’t he know I OWN him! Muhahah… aww… look at his cute little eyes. My last hermit crab died of unknown causes, most probably by his own feelings of self-consciousness and psychosexual awareness. This guy seems more active and he’s quite smaller. I look forward to many years of watching you scutter about helplessly and making use of that STD joke.
YAY!
In order to celebrate, here’s a video of the Power Rangers fighting a Crab accompanied by voice-overs that swear at every opportunity.
